Ever wonder what happened when Aunt Mary finally caught bald head Sally and Uncle John "ducking" in the alley?
Turns out, Sally gets a truly brutal tongue lashing, climaxing with the immortal quatrain: "I'm gonna tear you apart like a dishrag; ain't gonna give you a chance to cry - and when I get through, you know that you will have to get better to die!"
Sally flees. Uncle John gets dragged home and accepts his lot in life.
